OMG it rained today and I turned the wipers on for the first time ever.
The car whipped from side to side so violently that my head bashed against the side window.
Blood splattered everywhere and I couldn't see, so I crashed into a gasoline tanker truck.
There was a huge explosion and 15 school busses full of gifted children on their way to a Mensa convention were instantly vaporized.
But I like the car.
I get great MPG.