It happened last night...I had just fueled up (avg'd 44mpg) and bought a big cup of coffee, less than a mile from my house, I was fiddling with the top of the coffee cup and the damn styrofoam cup broke sending hot coffee all over my...well...I completely freaked and next thing I knew...I was off the road, down the embankment, through the wood line and onto the river... Sorta like a morbid trip to grandma's house, huh? I even had Christmas music on...
I hit the water and was in complete PANIC. I couldn't open the door and flashes of those survival shows were telling me to calm down and let the water enter, equalizing the pressure, yada, yada...well, I couldn't do that as patience has never been a virtue of mine...and I lowered the window and swam about 40 feet to the river's embankment...and finally walked over to the roadside where 3~4 folks were eager to throw thick towels on me and got me to calm down. Rescue was near immediate...in fact, I don't recall "waiting" on them at all.
My poor 'lil Insight is a goner. I will miss that 'lil car.
Here are some pics...

The car went off right before the concrete culvert here...

They had to smash the windows to get the tow hook secured...